tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56698482011-08-02T17:32:53.577-04:00JournalingoEx-gubernatorial/ex-presidential candidate and bored office worker Fiona Walsh, joins the 2009 NYC mayoral race (or any race that will have her) and enters the Blog melee! VOTE FOR ME!Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comBlogger1951100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-4966492295519232009-09-21T17:09:00.000-04:002009-09-22T17:16:11.721-04:00Bono told me first...So says Fiona Walsh, mayoral candidate and veggie burger eater about Bono's rumored gender switch."It's true. We were hanging out in our favorite Irish hostelry - I can't tell you which one but its my local (wink!) and he did mention alright that he wasn't 100% happy being a man and that he thought the old op might help him feel better about himself. I'm open-minded so I saidFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-68482635286790559282009-05-12T12:57:00.002-04:002009-05-12T13:05:29.624-04:00Guinness doesn't make you fight.So says mayoral candidate and aspiring vegan Fiona Walsh. "I saw this picture of Mr. Sutherland - and given his recent kerfuffle with the law, I felt compelled to comment. It's practically blaspheming to associate rowdy behavior with a nice pint. A pint never did anyone any harm. In fact its helped many a sour puss reach a higher state of consciousness. I'm Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-24389500601181366652009-04-10T13:06:00.000-04:002009-05-12T13:13:12.928-04:00Boyle no relation.Famewhore and rubber fetishist Fiona Walsh has said that she and Susan Boyle are no relation. "It's true. Despite the fact that there are Boylesessees on my mothers side of the family - we are no way related. No one in our family would be let outside the front door without a good plaster of war paint and nobody wears white tops except for one cousin that we're not close to. So Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-78251747434656120032009-01-07T11:57:00.002-05:002009-01-07T12:11:17.155-05:00Invite to the inauguration never arrived.Fiona Walsh, failed driver and sub aqua diver said she never got an invitation to the inauguration of Barack Obama. "I don't want to say I'm pissed because I'm from Tipperary as is Obama and we Tipp people stick together. I'm sure it was a slithery oversight by one of his temps. As a former temp myself I know how easily these things can happen, especially Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-86115714086612761502008-12-01T11:47:00.001-05:002009-01-07T11:55:51.487-05:00NYC Mayoral Candidate - agrees with Beyonce.Fiona Walsh, Obama fan and now NYC Mayoral candidate has come out strongly in favor of the sentiments recently expressed by hip hop singer and mink wearing fox - Beyonce*. "Beyonce says quite adamantly, if you like it then you should've put a ring on it and I totally agree. I mean who wants to be walking around giving it away for free sans ring? It Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-33119094361445529372008-11-20T11:34:00.003-05:002008-11-20T11:46:34.052-05:00Barack wins but Walsh vows to stay in the game.With the recent heroic win of president-elect Barack Obama, Fiona Walsh, disco dancer and front runner said she will vow to continue in the game. "I will. I'll stay to the bitter end. The battle may be over but the war continues and so will the game. The game of life and I like playing that game. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose but the most Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-82949798820279212412008-09-15T13:25:00.003-04:002008-09-15T13:42:11.420-04:00Walsh involved in assassination attemptFiona Walsh, presidential candidate and Palin-basher was involved yesterday in an attempted death plot."I was! I was walking across 8th Avenue, minding my own business, thinking about delicious Olive Garden pasta (but with a keen eye on the street) when a fella on a bike came whizzing down the street the wrong way at a fair clip. He avoided me last minute, Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-82266121910350415322008-08-04T14:47:00.001-04:002008-09-15T13:51:35.037-04:00Scent of success!Following on in the latest trend of celebrity-inspired fragrances, Presidential candidate and trance music lover, has said she will be bringing out her own signature fragrance later on in the year. "Yes, I am working on something special. It will be inspired by New York. I may call it Steamy Subways or Eau De Subway. It'll be inspired by the many scents of the New York subway. Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-6279084559276187352008-06-04T14:19:00.002-04:002008-06-04T14:29:03.895-04:00It's still anyones game!So says presidential hopeful and donut lover Fiona Walsh. Despite the breaking news that Obama is now the Democratic nominee, Walsh says she thinks she still has a chance with the electorate. "Well I'm running under me own steam. I'm not using the race or color card this time. I mean I know I'm not white - I'm really beigey pink and Irish. But still I prefer to go on the Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-8051528581320363072008-05-30T12:24:00.003-04:002008-05-30T12:32:22.324-04:00Vatican sends threat over women priests.A directive from the Vatican has said it will excommunicate anyone who would ordain a woman as a priest and the woman herself. However, presidential candidate and happy homemaker, Fiona Walsh says she's not worried. "Divil a fear of me! I've no intention of going for the priesthood - thats the one vocation I never had. I thought for a while I might want to Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-23340896828017164372008-04-21T11:58:00.002-04:002008-04-21T12:04:27.177-04:00God Bless America!So said Pope Benedict upon his departure from NYC yesterday. However what the media failed to report was that he actually said was "God Bless America...'s new presidential hopeful Fiona Walsh". "Yes its true", said the tiddly timewaster. "He totally gave me a shout-out. I can't believe it. What an endorsement! All my years of Rosaries were not in vain after all. I knew the Pope/Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-64627000694863441142008-04-19T12:05:00.002-04:002008-04-21T12:15:58.757-04:00A jaunty cap!"Never underestimate the power of a jaunty cap". So says jig and reeler Fiona Walsh. "I've said it before and I'll say it again - the power of a jaunty cap works wonders. In bars, at parties - it's always a conversation starter. And look! Here's Pope Benedict using it to full effect himself. There's been a lot of bad publicity around the Catholic Church of late but with a red cap setFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-24546283578848367712008-04-07T12:46:00.003-04:002008-04-11T12:57:04.990-04:00Walsh will not be new Irish Prime Minister.Following the resignation of Irish Prime Minister (or Taoiseach, pronounced "teeshock"), Fiona Walsh candidate for anything said in a surprise announcement she won't be running for this election. "No I don't want to have anything to do with Irish politics. It's just not my cup of tea. I like the rock and roll world of American politics, sex, drugs and Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-76035627889022120172008-03-19T15:52:00.002-04:002008-03-19T16:08:03.077-04:00Salad hitting a wall - a must see!Fiona Walsh, temperamental truth seeker and presidential candidate has recommended that we watch this on MSN video - "Salad hits a wall at 120mph" on MSN.com. "Listen, we all need a little break from freeing Tibet and fighting animal cruelty and worrying about recalled meat - nothing like a little salad explosion to brighten one's day I find".Searched for her Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-32133945068661498442008-02-27T14:55:00.002-05:002008-02-27T15:02:43.464-05:00Walsh endorsed by Barack Obamas cousin.Presidential candidate and likely lady Fiona Walsh, has said she has secretly been endorsed by none other than a relative of Barack Obama, from Moneygall. "Look, I can't say too much about it for obvious reasons, but it's a known fact that Obamas relatives came from Moneygall (up the road from where I'm from) and this "cousin" is bucking the trend by Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-64253217382260158452008-01-08T17:13:00.000-05:002008-01-23T17:22:05.505-05:00It's a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life.....and I'm feeling good!So says presidential candidate and online bingo player, Fiona Walsh. Walsh, who's throwing her hat in this years presidential election said she is 'quietly confident' about her chances. She also claimed to be quietly confident that Britney Spears will wear underwear some day and Scientology will be outed as a farce. "Oh be Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-46620825257838508702007-11-05T13:23:00.000-05:002007-11-05T13:32:11.143-05:00Katie grabs some water from WalshFiona Walsh, part time blogger and presidential candidate said she shared some water with Katie Holmes yesterday as she ran the NYC marathon."Katie was running - she looked bet to be honest and it was clear as daylight she was not benefitting from a comfy sports bra. I was sitting having a cup of coffee and a bagel with cream cheese at a NYC diner on the route. I Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-76765761063619955962007-08-03T12:02:00.000-04:002007-08-03T12:09:24.918-04:00Lookalike of the week!Fiona Walsh, temp(ting)and taste(ful) presidential candidate has declared Ted Turner and Ted Nugent to be "lookalike of the week". "Sure they're the spit of each other! Both have Ted in their names, both are hunters and both are dodgy politically and they both have dissimilar patterns of facial hair and thin lips. If I were doing a TNT MOW I'd cast Nugent as Turner or TurnerFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-56061514110577979902007-07-20T12:45:00.001-04:002007-07-20T12:55:30.197-04:00 More movie star predictionsFrom presidential candidate and safety pin hoarder, Fiona Walsh. "Look at these!", said the frostylocked temp. "I predict that Keanu Reeves will play Chris Cooper in some kind of movie caper and that Kerry Katonah (unless you're English or Irish you won't know her but she was with Atomic Kitten, married to Brian McFadden of Westlife for a bit- you know the way) willFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-55053814529089836742007-07-09T15:26:00.000-04:002007-07-09T15:36:42.052-04:00Walsh contemplates endorsement.Following recent celeb endorsement campaigns such as Jennifer Aniston for SmartWater, presidential candidate and avid TV watcher has said she is looking into some similar 'watery' campaigns. "I'm actively looking for someone to take me on as an offeeecial spokesperson like. It would have to be an earth-friendly, vegan product or alcohol. Alcohol is always a good betFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-20528513179080104902007-06-28T11:41:00.000-04:002007-06-28T11:50:48.934-04:00A Word of Advice....Presidential candidate and iced coffee drinker Fiona Walsh says she has some words of advice for newly released heiress Paris Hilton. "Miss Hilton says she reads the Bible and that she is going to go to mass. Two things first of Catholics don't read the Bible, its a well known fact. If there's a Bible in a Catholic household, it's covered with dust or is propping up a shelf Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-44447990048286216812007-06-04T16:32:00.000-04:002007-06-04T16:39:13.020-04:00Walsh in protest of protest.Following a recent protest by Mark McGowan whereby the 'performance artist' ate a piece of corgi dog (the Queens favorite dog breed) to protest the Royal Family's treatment of a fox, Walsh, presidential candidate and faux meat devourer has said she will break with her vegetarian ways and munch on a piece of human flesh."I will. It'll be tough but I plan to break into Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-3562875396810003822007-05-22T17:53:00.000-04:002007-06-04T16:40:31.060-04:00Walsh proposes another kind of "dog fight"Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and lover of all furry creatures has said she'd pay "good money" to get into the ring with Michael Vick and Clinton Portis with a pair of spiked heels and a whip. "Those f**kers - they think it's cool to pit two animals against each other and fight them til their ears are torn off, their faces bloody and they have to beFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-13240020554043119202007-05-01T13:30:00.000-04:002007-05-01T13:42:43.984-04:00Walsh's 'girls' are on display.Following recent reports that Victoria Beckhams nipples actually broke a glass cabinet she was staring through while trying to buy some million dollar jewelry, other reports are saying that Walsh's 'tit-tastic' assets were on display over the weekend. "What? Never. I might have worn push up bra but that was it! I'm not one who ever has to get my breasts on display Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-71813537638645534262007-04-23T12:19:00.000-04:002007-04-23T12:25:21.448-04:00Baldwin called me out too!So says presidential candidate and childless wonder, Fiona Walsh. Upon hearing the recent taped admonishment to his child Ireland, Walsh was prompted to remember a similar incident. "Indeed, not so long ago, Alec and meself were out on the lash. I had a few too many tequilas and so did he and sure one thing led to another and we had a big argument about whose family was Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-38578521680252551292007-04-10T10:40:00.000-04:002007-04-26T10:49:55.178-04:00Babies fly out of "Limbo"Testy temp and presidential candidate Fiona Walsh is said to be "delighted" at the recent announcement by the Pope that limbo no longer exists. "I have to tell you that the idea of all those poor dirty, little unbaptized children floating around in no man's land, saddened my heart. So I'm great relieved now to know that they can fly straight up to heaven to God. I'm Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-13612056622057943812007-03-29T12:48:00.000-04:002007-03-29T12:56:32.189-04:00Ah for fecks sake! So says Walsh, presidential candidate and part time comic about the latest antics of George "Funnyman" Bush. "For fecks sake like! Is it not enough that he's cornered the market in the country running stakes, now he has throw his hand at the old comjee! I mean he's going to do me out of a job with his dead pan delivery and nice timed quips". She went on to say, "he's not bad. Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-59299805827830075042007-03-22T10:43:00.000-04:002007-03-22T10:52:06.384-04:00The Secret - just a pyramid scheme?Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and truth uncoverer says she's 'discovered' the secret to THE SECRET. "I have indeedy. Yes I know what its all about and its a load of twat. I was a believer myself up until about 2 hours ago and then I came across this site...www.theofficialsecretseminar.com and now I believe its just a class of an Amway scheme. Sure any Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-37775785449330555022007-03-12T16:32:00.000-04:002007-03-12T16:48:21.350-04:00Walsh declares "Shiny is Out!".So says liberal prezzy candidate and intermittent do-gooder. "Look at the face of this one! Has she no clue! I mean the shiny face went out with Jocelyn Wildensteins bad plastic surgery look. Everyone is going matte now. It's so yesterday to have ultraconservative views and a shiny face. Honey get some Cornsilk and shut up while you're at it!". Ms. Coulter was said Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-67039124808457958292007-02-20T12:36:00.000-05:002007-02-20T12:41:57.789-05:00Walsh - trimmed!!!!A newly blonded and frosted Walsh, presidential candidate and fool for love, has had a trim! "I did! I know the tabloids were all over the whole Britney story but thank God I didn't go that far. While I was tempted to have a complete do-over, perhaps shaving as much as an inch off my bangs, my hairdresser Caroline (I love you!) cautiously advised me that at my age, chin length Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-26675957018364629182007-02-16T16:10:00.000-05:002007-02-16T16:29:44.145-05:00"The Secret" Works!So says Fiona Walsh, tedious temp and presidential frontrunner. "I watched "Oprah" last week and listened to "The Secret" about the power of the laws of attraction. Immediately after watching the show my life changed for the better. I went home broke having spent my paycheck on nachos and appletinis, dejected, rejected and bitter and lo and behold I had rummage in an old jeans Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1170873990963386122007-02-08T13:34:00.000-05:002007-02-07T13:46:30.976-05:00Adult Diapers -not just for astronauts!Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and news watcher has come out in favor of adult diapers. "Let's face it folks, adult diapers are not just for ex-astronauts on cross country murder sprees, they're for everyone". Despite the 'bad rap' that adult diapers received in the news recently, Walsh claims they are useful. "Look, I don't wear them myself (yet) but Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1170872858057270932007-02-07T13:20:00.000-05:002007-02-07T13:27:38.070-05:00Walsh offers buddy Cruise dance lessons.Following their failed attempts at coupledom at last weekends Superbowl, Fiona Walsh, Irish stepdancer, bodypopper and presidential candidate has offered the comely Cruise some dance lessons. "I'm just putting it out there. It's up to him to take up the offer. I'd like nothing more than to show him how to do a two hand reel or the snake or how not to look Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1170801163076995342007-02-02T17:20:00.000-05:002007-02-07T13:48:06.106-05:00Walsh vows to give up wordIn a shocking disclosure earlier today, Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and 'casual' drinker has disavowed her use of the word "awesome". "It's true. I realized recently that this word had wormed its wordy way into my vocabulary, making a mockery of my Irishness. I found myself declaring handbags to be 'awesome', a warm breeze on a cold day to be "awesome", even Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1169572229643422502007-01-18T12:00:00.000-05:002007-01-23T12:10:29.656-05:00(photo courtesy of Star magazine)What the f***?So says Walsh, presidential candidate and alarmed animal advocate.Walsh who decries fur wearing and loves all soft furry things said she doesn't understand why Ashley Olsen insists on covering herself with the fur of dead animals. "It's a well-known fact" said the testy temp, "that when you're anorexic the body grows a soft fur-like down all over Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1169571506822873162007-01-10T11:17:00.000-05:002007-01-23T12:00:08.730-05:00Walsh 'overjoyed'Presidential wannabe and salacious TV staffer Fiona Walsh is said to be 'overjoyed' at the arrival of her new BFF in Los Angeles. "It's true" said the dark-rooted Irish lass. "I'm just tickled that Posh and Becks are coming to LA. Secretly I knew about it for months (she mentioned it when she popped over to borrow a thong sometime ago) but naturally being the discreet BDM I am, IFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1164143139941145092006-11-21T15:54:00.000-05:002006-11-21T16:05:39.956-05:00I'm stunned!So says temp staffer and candidate to the stars, Fiona Walsh. "I'm absolutely gobsmacked. I'm stunned, beyond words or comprehension!". What has caused this remarkable chain of surprised verbiosity? "Why Starbucks of course, what else! They had the nerve, the sheer audacity to charge $5.74 for a medium gingerbread soy latte. Is that not the most outrageous thing ever? Have you ever Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1163109734785403722006-11-09T16:52:00.000-05:002006-11-09T17:02:14.796-05:00I'm tiny!Undaunted by her crushing defeat at the polls on Tuesday and the realization that it will be a while before she can run for any gubernatorial election or even use the word 'gubernatorial' for a while in her blog, Fiona Walsh, jogger and blogger has declared she is tiny. "I am. Begob I'm miniscule. I hardly exist!" Walsh claims her new size is based on the fallacious report that Kirstie Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1160504286768082472006-10-10T14:04:00.000-04:002006-10-10T14:18:06.780-04:00 Another startling revelation!!Fiona Walsh, guberatorial candidate and compulsive flosser, said that she knows who can play Kevin Spaceys younger brother in a movie. "Take a look.... its John Cusack. He's the spit of him only with more hair and a Hollywood tan. I declare if he's not related, he should be! I'd love to pitch a Hollywood caper where the two of them play rapscallion brothers or longFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1158958946402164022006-09-22T16:57:00.000-04:002006-09-22T17:02:26.416-04:00I've decided Liz Taylor should pay...."For my health insurance!" So says gubernatorial candidate and drunken delight, Fiona Walsh. "Ms. Taylor said 'I've decided everyone should go shark diving'. Well that's all fine and dandy but who's going to pay for my visit to the ear doctor when my ears won't clear after a 40 foot dive? Or when a shark takes a nibble from my meaty rear? Will she pay for theFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1158788132417023932006-09-20T17:25:00.000-04:002006-09-22T17:06:35.580-04:00Burning questionWalsh, gubernatorial and presidential candidate and retainer wearer, said she has been curious about something for some time now. "Where is "Jenny from the Block"? I haven't seen her in ages. She's gone very low profile lately. I miss her romping around bedecked in jewels in trashed out areas of the Bronx. I also miss seeing her ex, Ben Affleck patting her nicely rounded behind. Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1157662576531941132006-09-07T16:52:00.000-04:002006-09-07T16:56:16.550-04:00Walsh is 'relieved'.Fiona Walsh, presidential and gubernatorial candidate as well as someone who loves herself, has said she feels much relief now that she has posted on her blog. "The pressure was intense to come up with something funny after a month of nothing. I hope I did my blog proud with my open letter to K Fed. I think its amusing! Only time will tell. I don't think anyone reads this blogFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1157662345957863992006-09-07T16:40:00.000-04:002006-09-07T16:58:10.596-04:00Walsh sends note of sympathy... to K-FED!In a bold move sometime yesterday having watched K-Feds (or Kevin Federline or Mrs. Brittany Spears) abysmal performance on the VMA's followed by an equally stultifying show on "Ellen", presidential candidate and hater of mushrooms has sent a note of sympathy to the soon-to-be daddy. "I couldn't help it. I was so overwhelmed with sadness. It was pitiful Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1157661648901597872006-09-07T16:37:00.000-04:002006-09-07T16:40:48.913-04:00Walsh lets a 'whole month' go by....Fiona Walsh, presidential wannabe and tofu muncher has let one whole month go by without blogging. "I did! I don't know what came over me, the sun, the sand, the romping on Fire Island with my gay boy friends. But either way, a whole 30 days has gone by without me creating a meaty post for my blog. I'm bitterly disappointed with myself", added the tofu tottie.Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1155237380781194342006-08-10T14:56:00.000-04:002006-09-26T15:06:54.043-04:00I'll work with ya Mel!So says presidential, residential and gubernatorial candidate Fiona Walsh. In her spare time, Walsh has been known to dabble in the televisual arts and said if Mel Gibson called her to offer her a job, she'd jump at the chance. "I would, I'd leap at it, I'd be delighted. I know people are mad with him for his recent remarks but sure any dacent Irish person knows it 'twas theFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1153339240733632932006-07-19T15:52:00.000-04:002006-07-19T16:00:40.780-04:00Secret Twins???Fiona Walsh, ersthwhile penpusher, penny pincher and pound stretcher (and gubernatorial and presidential candidate) claims she has the insider truth on two of Hollywoods most controversial stars. She claims that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas and Kirstie Alley are secretly related to each other. "I'm 100% sure of it - sure isn't one the spitting image of the other - will ya look? Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1152210475993254002006-07-06T14:19:00.000-04:002006-07-06T14:27:55.996-04:00I know where Suri is!So says presidential candidate and time waster, Fiona Walsh. "Well I have a fair idea. I think Xenu, prince of the Scientologists has summoned her. It's the only think that fits. Considering its 77 days and not a one has seen sight nor sound of her, I believe she is with the intergalactic ruler. He's probably schooling her in the etiquette of Scientology and how to write bestFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1152209869823568982006-07-02T14:08:00.000-04:002006-07-06T14:17:49.933-04:00Kate Bosworth delivers vicious jab to Walsh.In a startling revelation today, candidate for anything Fiona Walsh(and tofu lover) has revealed she was dealt a vicious blow by "Superman Returns" beauty Kate Bosworth. "It's true. I was coming out of a toilet at a downtown eatery" says Walsh, "when I accidentally bumped up against who I thought was Nicole Kidman. It turned out it was Kate Bosworth. Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1151508347154201962006-06-28T11:13:00.000-04:002006-06-28T11:25:47.280-04:00Star Jones, hiding out!Following the stunning announcement today that Star Jones will not be returning to The View, the devastated dieter is said to be hiding out in Fiona Walsh's apartment (Walsh is gubernatorial and presidential candidate and sometime exerciser). "Tis true. I know we have had our differences in the past but in fairness she was very upset yesterday after Barbara Walters gave herFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1151509814121414492006-06-24T11:39:00.000-04:002006-06-28T11:50:14.193-04:00Kiedis could play Iggy!In another one of her 'startling similarities' posts, gubernatorial candidate and sexual asylum seeker Fiona Walsh, claims to have had another lookalike idea. "Look at this! Is Iggy not the spitting image of Anthony K from Red Hot Chilli Peppers? I was watching Iggy on TV (I'm not a fan but I admire his low body fat percentage - the man is cut!) and I thought do you know Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1150926611815088952006-06-21T17:40:00.000-04:002006-06-21T17:50:11.886-04:00Walsh will adopt based on what race best fits her soft furnishings.Following the recent admission that Angelina Jolie will adopt another child depending on which race will best fit with her kids, Walsh has declared that should she herself consider adopting, any potential child will have to co-ordinate with her home furnishings. "It's true. I couldn't have a child that would look out of place withFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1150923912225956372006-06-15T16:56:00.000-04:002006-06-21T17:05:12.236-04:00Walsh casts her net far from the boat!Fiona Walsh, gubernatorial and presidential candidate and kitty-stroker has said that in the event of her marriage dissolving she will not be dating any of her husbands' close friends. "I'll be casting my net far from the shores of home. Unlike Denise Richards and Richie Sambora, I won't humilate my partner by dating any of his buddies or my next door Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1150143732130382432006-06-12T16:22:00.000-04:002006-06-12T16:22:18.010-04:00Walsh may enter the gubernatorial frey!Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and jaunty cap wearer is itching to enter the gubernatorial race for New York. "I'm chomping at the bit, rearing to go, dying for a pee to get to use the word "gubernatorial" again. It's been so long since I've been able to use the word that as soon as Irish actor Malachy McCourt was running, I decided I might throw my hatFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1148419387539863042006-05-23T17:05:00.000-04:002006-05-23T17:23:07.703-04:00Walsh suggests names!Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and master of tomfoolery, has come up with some suggestions for Brangelina's new baby. "I'm thrilled knickerless to suggest some delightful and fanciful names for the little sprog. Geri Halliwell just named her child Bluebell Madonna. So flowers are always a good way to go. But why be so bland? Lily, Rose, Bluebell, all very tepid. I say Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1146678626352367262006-05-14T13:46:00.000-04:002006-05-23T17:01:53.286-04:00Kanye West has teeth!Presidential candidate and onion-lover has revealed a long hidden secret, similar to the one to be revealed in the forth coming "The Da Vinci Code". "I was almost 100% convinced that the the poor lad had n'er a chomper in his head as I never saw one photo when he was smiling. Imagine my surprise when I surfed upon an image on the web and lo and behold, the man has a fine set Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1146591580101287402006-05-02T13:34:00.000-04:002006-05-02T13:39:40.116-04:00Walsh admits fearsAmidst growing concerns for the waivering candidacy of presidential wannabe and peanut lover Fiona Walsh, Walsh herself has admitted her fears. "It's true, I have a few big fears in my life. One: fear of the James Bond telemarathon, two: fear of walking out of a bathroom stall with my skirt stuck in my knickers and three: fear of large waterbugs. These are my top all time fearsFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1145910690983263692006-04-24T16:24:00.000-04:002006-04-24T16:31:31.010-04:00Walsh knits booties for TomKittenPresidential candidate and spendthrift Fiona Walsh says she is taking time out of her busy schedule to knit booties for the baby of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. "Well I'm sure they don't have the time either of them to be worrying about the baby's layette. Tom is off to promote his latest film and Katie is probably screaming into a big pillow after hours of Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1145565786283544432006-04-20T16:36:00.000-04:002006-04-20T16:43:06.293-04:00Walsh to go on tour!With the Reverend Bob Larson! That's right! Controversial book reader and presidential candidate Fiona Walsh is to join the Reverend Bob on his forthcoming "California Exorcism Tour". Walsh went on to say, "Apparently, demonic possession is more common that we think with all kinds of demons and evil spirits running away with our young'uns. It's completely unacceptable. I'm Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1143830052996819152006-03-31T13:24:00.000-05:002006-03-31T13:34:13.046-05:00Walsh proves a point!Following the recent charge against Naomi Campbell for allegedly hitting her housekeeper in the head with a phone, presidential candidate and devoted wife went on to prove a point. "The point is that people who abuse animals also abuse people. Look at Naomi! She thinks nothing about wearing the skins of animals mutilated and tortured for their fur and seemingly also thinks Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1143650794972307342006-03-29T11:35:00.000-05:002006-03-29T11:46:35.066-05:00 (courtesy of AlanBates.com and imdb.com)Another startling prediction!Fiona Walsh, unemployed and uninspired, presidential candidate has claimed she's found the perfect person to play Alan Bates the deceased actor, in the event of TV or film biopic. "Yes indeed. I think I have definitely discovered a hidden talent at spotting the similarities between people. Willie Wonka (aka Gene Wilder) and Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1143384746592057252006-03-26T09:42:00.000-05:002006-03-26T09:53:08.330-05:00Walsh is being sued....by Dan BrownAuthor and staunch Catholic, Dan Brown is suing presidential candidate and lapsed Catholic, Fiona Walsh. "It's true", said Walsh. In a shocking expose/undercover/document which Journalingo has managed to acquire via a "friend/close personal source", Brown claims that Walsh stole several ideas from his book "The DaVinci Code" to write her own "Holy Grail/Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1143133338257687572006-03-23T11:55:00.000-05:002006-03-24T15:09:55.350-05:00 (image courtesy of PETA)Walsh recovering.Much like the gaily decorated Star Jones, Fiona Walsh, temp to the stars and presidential candidate is also in recovery. "I'm recovering from St. Patricks Day" said the green-sweatered one. "I had a rough night out on the razz all day and night and following my large green handbag around as it marched in the parade and hung out with pipers in the pubs tilFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1143230661306269222006-03-15T14:55:00.000-05:002006-03-24T15:04:21.366-05:00Walsh to hit the campaign trail...Against spam emails! The pint-sized (not really) testy presidential candidate has long been an (occasionally) outspoken spokesperson against spam and junk email. "I've hated it - ever since the whole internet thing began. I've always said that if I were President, I would shut'em down, these spammers. I get at least 6 dozen emails a day asking me if I'm happy Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1142022220384308752006-03-10T15:17:00.000-05:002006-03-10T15:23:40.396-05:00Fiona Walsh - award winner!Following on the success of Irish writer Martin McDonagh's Oscar win, Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and idol worshipper said she too won an award. "Well it was more of a prize really. I guessed the correct amount of pennies in a glass jar. It was during Holiday Week in Roscrea where I'm from and there was a field. In that field was a man or a small boy, roving Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1141672813643657452006-03-06T14:10:00.000-05:002006-03-06T14:20:13.843-05:00Walsh was at Oscars!In a surprise move, presidential candidate and movie lover Fiona Walsh was a last minute inclusion in the Oscar ceremony. "I got a call from Gil Gates, asking me if I wanted to present or win an Oscar. I told him I'd love to but I didn't want my presidential candidacy to overshadow the proceedings. However I'd love to be involved in some way. After much toing and froing, I Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1141672196979286262006-02-28T14:03:00.000-05:002006-03-06T14:21:33.460-05:00 (artists impression of big green handbag)Walsh's big green handbag to march in the St.Paddy's Day Parade.Presidential front runner and mushroom-hater Fiona Walsh has suggested that her handbag will take part in the St. Patricks Day season. "Tis the season and as many people are jumping on board with all manner of green articles, green beer, green animals (promoted by the Bronx Zoo) for the St. Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1140536245421182122006-02-21T10:30:00.000-05:002006-02-21T10:37:25.446-05:00Another startling supposition!Fiona Walsh, temp and next president of the United States, has said she believes she knows who could play Keith Richard in a movie. "It just occurred to me at the weekend after watching "Celebrity Fit Club"... wait for it.... Jeff Conaway! He's the spitting image of him I think and he's already got the drug and drink history - so he's have the emotional wherewithall Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1139876399115121432006-02-13T19:15:00.000-05:002006-02-13T19:27:47.756-05:00Cheney missed me by inches!So says tiddly temp and timewaster and potential Cheney boss, Fiona Walsh. "I was walking along, minding my own business when I felt something whizzing by my face. What was it only ould Cheney firing off his bb gun out the window of his stretch limo. I could've been maimed for life, the ould feck!". Cheney who shot to fame as the owner of a prestigious heart attack and Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1139436612755044562006-02-08T17:01:00.000-05:002006-03-06T14:24:45.153-05:00 (artists impression of handbag)Walsh caught speeding with "large object" in her lap.Fiona Walsh, presidential wannabe and helpful person was seen speeding around New York with what looked like a small infant in her lap. "That's what people thought I had", said Walsh, "but in fact it was just my handbag! It's as large as a small infant and so naturally the cops were alarmed when they saw me Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1138725937900091222006-01-31T11:30:00.000-05:002006-01-31T11:52:02.970-05:00(courtesy of Wire Image)I'm Fixated on a name!So says love bug and presidential candidate, Fiona Walsh. "S. Epatha Merkerson! S.Epatha Merkerson! S. Epatha Merkerson! I can't stop saying that name! I feel like I've developed a kind of Tourettes around her name (since watching the actress on the SAG Awards!) - it's such a mouthful and sounds so makey upey! It's a great name though. You couldn't goFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1138573629401754752006-01-29T17:10:00.000-05:002006-01-29T17:28:38.216-05:00Walsh "not too upset" about global warming.Presidential candidate and conservationist is said she's not too upset about the phenomenon of global warming. "Look, I know we've polluted the earth's environment with dangerous greenhouse chemicals and CFCs. I know that the small island nation of Kiribati which is composed of 33 small atolls is only 6.5 feet above sea level and will be completely Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1138377120606513032006-01-27T10:43:00.000-05:002006-01-27T10:56:24.383-05:00Frey just following in Bush's footsteps!James Frey whose memoir/autobiography/work of fiction has been outed by Oprah Winfrey as a pretendy style book is only following in the footsteps of our President. So says presidential candidate Fiona Walsh. "Sure it's as plain as the nose on my face. Bush blatantly lied to us about Iraq, weapons of destruction, torture; important stuff. And when the Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1138224554788016342006-01-25T16:15:00.000-05:002006-01-25T16:32:43.933-05:00Walsh maybe moving to Bahrain!Presidential candidate and heavy snorer Fiona Walsh is considering moving to Bahrain. Sources close to the tempestuous temp says she may be following on the heels of Michael Jackson and heading for foreign parts. "Haven't you heard, Bahrain and Dubai are the new Monte Carlo and Mullingar. It's the "in" place to visit with many ex-pats and celebrities taking up Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1137706279475971302006-01-20T16:23:00.002-05:002006-01-19T17:16:17.316-05:00I love Photoshop!So says Bush ouster Fiona Walsh. "The myriad functions of the cut and paste button bring a warm smile to my face. Who can forget the leaping shark attacking the helicopter doing the internet circuit these many years? Or the fake pictures of Elvis (well I think they're fake!) filling his tank at the gas station? Hilarious. I really admire those folks at Adobe for their ingenious Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1137698394532909542006-01-19T14:08:00.000-05:002006-01-19T14:19:54.646-05:00Walsh to be Guest Judge on new reality TV show!Presidential candidate and slacker Fiona Walsh has landed a job as a judge on a new reality show. "Yes indeed, it's called "Flower-Arranging with Celebrities". I will be 'the tough one' affecting a British accent and slamming their arrangements every week. The lowest scores or the one with the "least amount of petals" will be eliminated. Each week, Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1137619247889371262006-01-18T16:15:00.000-05:002006-01-18T16:20:47.910-05:00Walsh offers MJ a job!Fiona Walsh, presidential wannabe has offered Michael Jackson a job! "I have an offer out to him. I heard he was a bit strapped for cash and was thinking of going to work for a Saudi company developing theme parks and the like. While I've no doubt that's right up his alley, I was disappointed to hear he was leaving U.S soil - he's a national treasure. So I called up his Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1136986524177478032006-01-11T08:30:00.000-05:002006-01-19T17:21:05.136-05:00Schwarzenegger "a bad egg".So says Fiona Walsh, ex-gubernatorial candidate and opposition to the the Austrian One in the CA election. "I always said he was a an oul bollix and now I'm glad to see I've been proven right. Driving his bike without a license indeed! And he the Governor of California! That's pure ridiculous! He should have a bit more cop on! I hope they slap him with a big fine and a Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1136915267155150062006-01-10T12:46:00.000-05:002006-01-10T14:59:27.023-05:00Walsh buying Simpson/Lachey propertyFiona Walsh, presidential candidate and general layabout, has said she is all set to purchase Jessica Simpson's and Nick Lachey's old home. "To be honest, I knew for a while that it was going to come on the market, I knew things weren't going too well at home and decided I'd better get me spake in while the iron was hot". Pricked for information as to how muchFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1136595580756628062006-01-06T19:52:00.000-05:002006-01-06T19:59:40.756-05:00Walsh in unsuccessful bid to adopt!Fiona Walsh, candidate for anything and hopeful person, was said to be "distraught" after her recent bid to adopt failed. "I wanted to adopt something, anything, somebody but I was considered "unfit" by the authorities. Who are they to point fingers I'd like to know? I'm as fit as the next person. Grant it I can't bend over and touch my toes but I have a bad Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1136595041586840992005-12-28T19:50:00.000-05:002006-01-06T20:00:24.756-05:00Walsh "in optimistic mood"So says eternal optimist and eternal candidate Fiona Walsh. "Quite truthfully I have nothing to be hopeful about. The world is a meaner, sadder place with wars and famines and pestilence abounding. I've no job and am having difficulties keeping my head above water! But I won $10.00 on a scratch card recently and am feeling exhilarated by the thrilling win!"Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1135174150523358852005-12-21T09:01:00.000-05:002005-12-21T09:09:10.536-05:00Walsh creates kerfuffle at Elton's doFiona Walsh, tiddly temp and presidential candidate created a bit of a kerfuffle yesterday at the civil union/marriage/domestic partnership ceremony of Elton John and David Furnish. Walsh made a bold statement by appearing in male drag at the uber-gay affair. "Elton was not impressed", sniffed a miffed Walsh. "As he and Furnish are gay, I thought he'd get a Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1134864626580516022005-12-17T19:03:00.000-05:002006-01-10T15:09:48.143-05:00Walsh offers plant for adoption.In a controversial move, earnest person and erstwhile presidential candidate has offered up her one and only house plant for adoption. "It's so sad but I feel I can no longer give it the home it deserves. I've had it since the Spring and initially it seemed to thrive in my hot house home but as the summer progressed, I noticed it sitting morosely around the house. Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1134660318716200432005-12-15T10:16:00.000-05:002005-12-15T10:25:18.736-05:00Walsh Rediscovers White BreadPresidential candidate and newly dyed redhead has come out in favor of white bread. "I love it! I had grown up on white bread in Ireland with only the rare appearance of anything with fiber. Could explain alot of my anal retention issues!", she sniggered. "However with the advent of healthy eating, I had forsook the white in favor of bread with a higher roughage Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1134490936935256492005-12-13T11:14:00.000-05:002005-12-13T11:22:16.946-05:00Walsh at "undisclosed location"Fiona Walsh, tipping temp and hopeful president of the United States of anywhere that will have her, is said to be holing up at an undisclosed location. "I'm here at an undisclosed location, which shall remain nameless. I need some time to get my head together. I'm tired, run down, full of toxic substances (alcohol being one of them) and I need some R&R." Walsh who Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1134491367013605922005-12-09T11:22:00.000-05:002005-12-13T11:41:47.833-05:00Walsh "not thin enough"So say many of her close personal friends. "I've heard the rumors and I'm beginning now to believe that I'm not thin enough to have any kind of quality of life. I used to be really thin. I had anorexia and bulimia and survived on apples and gulps of air. Ah the good old days when calories were burned aplenty! Now however I'm in chubby no man's land. I'm plump in certain Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1134045511742582562005-12-08T07:38:00.000-05:002005-12-08T07:38:31.746-05:00Courtesy of "Chicks and Giggles" Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1134045070734755652005-12-08T07:26:00.000-05:002005-12-08T07:31:10.743-05:00Richie "too thin" to locate.Fiona Walsh, nervous person and presidential candidate has commented on Nicole Richie's broken engagement. "She's too thin to find - she's disappeared and that's why her fella broke off the engagement. I mean the poor girl is a bag of bones. If she turned sideways she'd go missing. That must be a torment for DJ AM. She's so skinny, she just goes missing all the time. Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1133802666184962812005-12-05T11:58:00.000-05:002005-12-05T12:11:06.200-05:00Pitt adopts Walsh!Fiona Walsh, campaigner and ditzy unemployed person has been adopted by Brad Pitt! "Yes it's true. My new name will be Fiona Walsh-Pitt. I will be join the expanding Pitt clan and I can only say I'm delighted!". Walsh who's real name is Fiona Mary Majella Walsh is the third adopted child of Pitt. "My mammy and daddy were a biteen upset when I told them I was going to be Pitt's Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1133473571469647482005-12-01T16:39:00.000-05:002005-12-01T16:46:11.483-05:00Walsh sporting a "knuckle-buckling" rock!That's right. Fiona Walsh, overwrought Irish woman and highly strung unemployed person is wearing a big ring. "I woke up this morning and I thought 'what would I wear that would brighten my day and those of the people I encounter? I know, I'll wear a big ring, a knuckle-duster". Walsh, who is famously known amongst her close friends for her delight in all Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1133407703816134422005-11-30T22:18:00.000-05:002005-11-30T22:28:23.830-05:00Walsh to be "gaydar" for ChurchFiona Walsh, out of work dogsbody and presidential candidate said she has been officially appointed as a secret spy for the Catholic Church. "I will be the 'gaydar' of the Vatican - I'm delighted!". Walsh, not a practicising homosexual, is said to have been appointed to the post after the official ban on gays in the priesthood. "The Church said that no fella with Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1132692138337193092005-11-22T15:34:00.000-05:002005-11-22T15:42:18.350-05:00Walsh is a "nervous wreck".So says Lionel Richie, father of superthin person of enormous fiscal worth, Nicole Richie. He was commenting over the weekend about the pressures of being the father of a famous thin person. "Nicole is just feeling the pressure of her new business - she'll be fine. Dad is on the case". He added that he thought Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate, was also a nervous Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1132339877791961442005-11-18T13:42:00.000-05:002005-11-18T13:51:17.806-05:00Robertson condemns Walsh's home town.Presidential hopeful, Fiona Walsh is said to have the daggers out for Pat Robertson after it was said that he publicly denounced her home town of Roscrea, in Ireland. "I'm just ready to spit!" said the perplexed Walsh. "How in the name of God and all that's holy can he rant and rave about a town that never did anything to him? It's just a bit too much. I know Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1131861073565278902005-11-13T00:51:00.000-05:002005-11-13T00:51:13.630-05:00Massive Black Hole is a Swizz!
So says amateur quantum physics expert and occasional blogger (and presidential candidate) Fiona Walsh. "It's all a load of balderdash. Anyone with half a brain knows that Einsteins theory of relativity or E=MC2 while initially seeming to support the theory of black holes, actually upon closer examination and a few simply quantum physical equations leads one to the Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1131745440460082122005-11-11T16:30:00.000-05:002005-11-11T16:44:00.480-05:00Get Rich Quick "Star" raps with WalshFifty Cent or "Fiddy" as he's known to his pals is delighted with the acting coaching he got from Irish woman, Fiona Walsh. So says Walsh, erstwhile presidential candidate and part-time performer. "Well it had to be all very much on the DL (or down low) as they say in African-American circles. I would run up to his trailer before a big scene and we'd run Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1131395415214205712005-11-07T15:19:00.000-05:002005-11-07T15:30:15.240-05:00Walsh & Beatty - together at last!Ex-guber and potential presidential candidate Fiona Walsh and longtime Democrat and hot-bod Warren Beatty are said to be 'together at last'. So says Walsh who has been flagrantly obvious in her worship of the Hollywood hottie. "See, it was all a mistake - I was meant to grow up and marry Warren. We would've hit the political campaign trail together, founded our Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1130867245095104172005-11-01T12:36:00.000-05:002005-11-01T12:47:25.120-05:00Praying to turtles - not kosher!So says the 4 inch dark-rooted presidential candidate. Fiona Walsh, claims that Madonna has "gone off the deep end". This comes on the heels of the Esther-ones proclaiming solidarity for Tom Cruise and her belief that if it makes him happy, he can worship turtles. "What a load of ould shite!" said the non-Angelina Jolie lookalike. "First off, let me tell you that Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1130267851292386742005-10-25T15:11:00.000-04:002005-10-25T15:17:31.330-04:00Walsh suggests "new words" for Katie!In light of the recent announcement by Katie Holmes regarding her pregnancy, Fiona Walsh, tippling temp and erstwhile presidential wannabe has proffered some new words for Ms. Holmes and Mr. Cruise to use to express their delight at the pending nuptials and birth. "For instance", spewed Walsh, "when Katie says she's 'thrilled', why not use 'elated'? Instead ofFionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1128715345186992582005-10-07T15:54:00.000-04:002005-10-07T16:02:25.636-04:00Walsh will be "Silent Godparent".Fiona Walsh, future president (of her co-op board) and possible president of the United States said she was "elated" with the recent news of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pregnancy. "I'm ecstatic" said the busty blonde. "Of course being that Katie and myself were raised Catholic, I would have liked her to have waited until she had a wedding ring on her finger but I Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1128377832018720102005-09-26T18:07:00.000-04:002005-10-03T18:17:12.020-04:00JLo's Watches catch Walsh's eye!Following the recent appearance of new fur-trimmed J.Lo watches, Fiona Walsh, presidential candidate and tippling temp is set to launch her own line of fashion accessories. "I thought to myself, 'why should J.Lo have all the fur-trimmed fun? I'll start a line of useless accessories myself but instead of baby rabbits and mangled foxes, I'll use bits of J.Lo's human Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5669848.post-1128377064544533602005-09-17T18:01:00.000-04:002005-10-03T18:05:49.816-04:00Walsh's comments infuriate localsPresidential wannabe, Fiona Walsh is said to have infuriated LA natives with her throwaway comment of "It was a bit windy alright" following the devastation in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. Walsh with no solid substantial comments to make, said she was only following the Presidents lead. "He had nothing to say either. Sure wasn't he away playing golf or driving Fionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09936238048684645027noreply@blogger.com